Vivan le femmine, viva il buon vino!

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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“[Image ID: The poem “One Source of Bad Information”, by Robert Bly.
There’s a boy in you about three
years old who hasn’t learned a thing for thirty
Thousand Years. Sometime it’s a girl.
The child had to make up its mind
How to...
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[Image ID: The poem “One Source of Bad Information”, by Robert Bly. 

There’s a boy in you about three
years old who hasn’t learned a thing for thirty
Thousand Years. Sometime it’s a girl. 

The child had to make up its mind
How to save you from death. He said things like: 
“Stay home. Avoid elevators. Eat only elk.” 

You live with this child, but you don’t know it. 
You’re in the office, yes, but live with this boy 
At night. He’s uninformed, but he does want

To save your life. And he has. Because of this boy 
You survived a lot. He’s got six big ideas. 
Five don’t work. Right now he’s repeating them to you. 

/end id]

well little boy you better get a grip lil guy we cant go in like this bestie